It's been said that love finds you when you're ready. - James Patterson
And Flock Rule Number Two is, Don't argue with Max or you'll live to regret it." I spun and stomped out to the clearing, turning back for one last jab at Dylan. "And by the way, you clearly DON'T know me better than Fang does. Do you see Fang arguing with me? No, you do not."Fang rolled his eyes. - James Patterson
It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn - James Patterson
Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said - James Patterson
You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record. - James Patterson
A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night - James Patterson
Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha. - James Patterson
If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate -- jeez. Yes, let's have more testosterone running the country.Maximum Ride, School's Out--Forever - James Patterson
Hello, Max," he said quietly, searching my face. "How do you feel?"Which was a ten on the "imbecilic question" scale of one to ten. Why, I feel fine, Jeb," I said brightly. "How about you?"Any nausea? Headache?" Yep. And it's standing here talking to me. - James Patterson
Isn't it lucky? - James Patterson
Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind! - James Patterson
They call me, The Sharkalator - James Patterson
There's no such thing as a kid who hates reading. There are kids who love reading, and kids who are reading the wrong books. - James Patterson
I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together, - James Patterson
happy all life for ever - James Patterson
Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie. - James Patterson
Yes, Max, you are going to die. Just like everybody else.Thank you, Confucious. - James Patterson
Sometimes I look at you and I just can't believe you're mine - James Patterson
Nudge threw her arms around my neck. 'I love you Max! I love all of us too!'Yeah, me too,' Said the Gasman. 'I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together. - James Patterson
At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall. - James Patterson